Mark Richt, Tommy Tubberville, and Nick Saban all go to heaven. God asks Mark Richt first: "What do you believe?" ...

Mark thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in  hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving.  I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my team."

God can't help but see the essential goodness of Richt, and offers him a  seat to his left. 

Then God turns to Tommy Tuberville and says, "What do you believe?"

Tommy says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. I , too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields." 

God is greatly moved by Tommy's sincere eloquence, and he offers him a seat  to his right. 

Finally, God turns to Nick Saban: "And you, Nick, what do you believe?" 

Nick replies, "I believe you're in my seat."

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